Subject: Re: Why Time Begins on Opening Day
From: Paul Kennedy (kennedyp@toronto.cbc.ca)
Date: Tue Apr 04 2000 - 14:33:47 EDT
Touche (accent aigu) Miss SpellCheck, and my own, sincere apologies to any
and all underage bananafish for mentioning the BlueJays and 'prowresses' in
the same much-lamented sentence!
Boomer Wells is a Man's Man. I'd love to see him pitch to little Sammy
Sosa. But I somehow don't think there's room for the two of us in a single
world series park. Boomer looked 'great' (in all senses of that word)
yesterday. At the end of the first inning, I was still fantasizing about an
opening day perfect game. Next year....
Meantime, we Jays are post-season bound for sure. ESPN picked us for the
wild card, but I wouldn't discount our chances in the American League East.
The Yankees are due to finally fade (not even gold glisters forever) and the
RedSox are, after all, the RedSox. Boston's history is almost as
pathetic--er, tragic--as your Woebegone Cubs, Cecilia. And the pennant will
look nice up there in Skydome, beside all those others from the late
eighties and early nineties.... Oh, and did I mention the Repeat World Series?
I must away, real life beckons (not that any of the above was fantasy)
Cheers,
Paul
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