Re: FW: Ouch!

Alright, crap, that was a good one... :)

Jim

Yocum Daniel GS 21 CES/CEOE wrote:

> Five surgeons discuss who makes the best patients to
> operate on.
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> The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my
> Operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is
> numbered".
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> The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything
> inside them is color-coded".
>
> The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best;
> everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
>
> The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers.
> They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the
> end and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
>
> But the fifth surgeon, Dr. Morris Fishbein, shuts them all up when
> he observes: "The Intellectuals are the easiest to operate on. There's no
> guts, no heart, no balls and no spine. Plus the head and ass are
> interchangeable."
>
> Daniel
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