Dear Scottie, I've been sitting on "Stained-glass Window" by Ambrose Beers for a bit now...I live in different worlds and the article puts my interest in the Internet and Salinger in a context that makes me wonder what our web weaves... To begin, when one prints out the essay on Salinger from the 4/9 issue of _Suck "a fish, a barrel, and a smoking gun"_ <www.suck.com>, one sees a snake like collumn of print in the center of the page no wider than two inches. I like this because it makes prose read a bit more like poetry in the way an eye can "fall" down the page, and because it leaves lots of room to make notes. But I wonder why the prose article has been made to appear skinny or snake-like--is this a new web mode of making print have lots of screens without being "too long"? I also note the little drawings and catchy phrasing ("fecund-rate Glass family stories") as part of a way to make this prose spicy and tasty for readers. Only about half of the links worked at the time I was there and none were one I wanted to bookmark. In essence (I have to leave for the dentist in twenty minutes and under such conditions I think I'm being quite kind to all involved including bananafish by trying to get directly to my point....), Beers seems to be responding to recent reports of some dozen or more Salinger manuscripts and suggesting that the author is not the saint his characters are... The essay is so twisted Beers makes it almost sound like an insult when he implies "we'll expect the eventual publication of one strangely cold book after another, describing the utter superiority of the compassionate soul. At least it'll be fiction." Beers is trying to say Salinger's fiction is not modeled on the author's doings...funny thing is though he means it as a put down, I don't think Mr. Salinger would object. Beers is pejorative and makes some errors on his way to amusing his readers. He claims Salinger "was hell on nearly every editor, publisher, critic, colleague, and friend he ever encountered." If this were true, I doubt William Shawn would have bothered to stay close to Salinger, and I think that there would have been many more reports about Salinger. His friends seem to respect him and his privacy. From what I can tell in Salinger's letters, he's a kind person with deep insights and not the hellish type Beers (and Maynard?) want to portray. Salinger is human and I'm not nominating him for sainthood, but I doubt most who've known him regret it or coinsidered Salinger's pecularities "hellish." Beers makes no attempt to consider why Salinger may need privacy. Certainly a man with his history deserves consideration. He may simply lack the tools to deal with a public life--not everyone can, and I don't see why there's a need to be viscious about someone wanting his or her privacy. At the heart of Beers attack is the point that Salinger may write about poets but he isn't one. Listen to how charged Beers's prose is: "Salinger is an avid literary pornographer who turns strangely silent when its time to actually get naked--a sure sign of someone who can't perform in the sack." Beers wants to argue that without "real" poems from Ray Ford and Seymour, the fiction writer is phoney for creating the characters as poets...PHOOEY! I'm sorry, but the fact that Beers wants poetry because of Ford or Glass characterizations proves Salinger's art as a fiction writer and doesn't make him worthy of this attack...why should Salinger have to be real anywhwere beyond his fiction? Why is his personal life such a big factor for readers? I've never met a writer I liked better than on the page with the exception of Richard Hugo. Good writers give us what they can--why do we expect them to live as we interpret they should from their fiction? Scottie, since you provoked this too long reply, you might want to chime in on how you feel separate from your books...or not, will