You're great with these Salinger exercises, Michael... :)
Note that much of this belongs to my wife...the stuff that's mine should be
obvious
Toothpaste
1 toothbrush. You'll just have to guess where the other one is.
cold cream
two bottles of contact lens cleaner
three contact lens holders
one bottle of contact lens disinfectant
a cold fusion device
stuff you rinse your mouth with to help prevent gum disease
neonatal vitamins
chewable antacid zinc tablets
chewable vitamin C
a small thermonuclear weapon
multivitamins
approximately four bottles of medication I no longer use
three other bottles of medication I do use.
baby oil
baby powder
belladonna for those guests who won't leave
two bottles of medication my wife doesn't use
birth control pills, 1 unused pak (see neonatal vitamins above)
a small axe for guests who don't respond to poison
Just the basic stuff everyone has, really.
Jim
Yocum Daniel GS 21 CES/CEOE wrote:
> okay everyone, to your medicine cabinets.
>
> list every single thing in your medicine cabinets here, now.
> Michael
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