David S wrote: >Btw, my gf IS 6" tall (which I don't like) and I beg her every day not to >put on any goddam makeup. Can't stand the stuff. Hey guys! Check it out - this guy's got a girlfriend! C'mon David, spit it out, man: what's the trick? Hang on there a second, she's only 6 inches tall!! Ah David, David, David, no wonder you don't like her wearing makeup, you probably can't see her after she applies it! YOU "can't stand the stuff"? SHE probably can't STAND UP with the stuff on.... Hey, don't take this too seriously, I'm just jealous. The last girlfriend I had left me when she discovered I wasn't James Bond after all: Me: " I *AM* James Bond. Really. Bond, James Bond, that's me." Her: "No, you're not! That guy just called you Brian!" Me (running out of manouvering space): "Er, that's my codename". Her (triumphantly): "James Bond doesn't drive a codename, he drives an Aston Martin. You beast! Goodbye!". Me: "Wait a minute! I haven't taken your photo as proof of your existence yet! Come back!....too late, she's gone. Hmm... I wonder if the nice people on the bananafish list will be my friends? Maybe, I'll subscribe and see..." and here I am... your callipygous correspondent -- Brian fentonb@mathds1.ul.ie UIN = 1786973 VENEER homepage: http://mathds1.ul.ie:8080/~fentonb/index.html "very funny Scotty,....now beam my clothes down..."