On Tue, Aug 03, 1999 at 05:01:48AM -0400, Paul Kennedy wrote: > New York appears to be in the middle of a drought and there's no water in > the pond. > > !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > > Quel Desastre! We'll send an iceberg down from the Great White North > immediately, to keep all Gothamites cool, and moisten up Manhattan when it > melts.... Could you make arrangements, Tim, to have it towed directly to > the duck pond in Central Park South? I'll see aboot that, eh? I haven't checked on the pond recently (now that I no longer live adjacent to the park, I don't see it as often), but all icebergs are welcome. In fact, half the boulders in the park, contrived as they are, are the result of glacial activity back when Seymour was a boy. So, Paul, you can not only save the ducks, but you can leave your own mark on Central Park without getting a ticket from our Lord Mayor. BTW, did I say that I laughed mightily when I read the summaries of who did and said what to whom? Boy, did I need a good laugh. --tim