Who wouldn't be thrilled, flattered & humbled to find
himself identified with the one real hero Salinger created?
However, I've decided to uncover the goods with a little
conundrum that will finally, once & for all, separate
the men from the boys, the old timers from the tyros,
the mere section men from the true scholars.
Yes, chaps.
I'm actually Sooey (not Zooey) - Ellen De's elder brother.
aka Scottie B.