Scottie wrote: > '... I'll obviously handle the tap dancing...will ...' > > Like hell. If I can't be E. Hemingway, I want > to be Cole Porter & if not him, then Gene Kelly. As long as I get to be Ethel Merman! Did you know that, in a long ago life I was once an Ethel Merman impersonator named Ruby Slippers? I kid you not. I had a double act with a friend of mine whose character was named Red Shooz. Our shtick was to do dance-hall versions of modern songs. Ol' Ruby did a crackerjack version of `Smells Like Teen Spirit', I can tell you ... (: Why do I surrender these morsels??? Camille verona_beach@geocities.com _________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com