In regards to your letter bethany, you should definately NEVER go to http://members.aol.com/jdsletters/guest.html It's a collection of letters to JD Salinger that the host of the web site plans to put into a book and published. Here's a few samples (and none are copyrighted) I've chosen an order that gets progressively worse: Dec 3, 1997 15:27 Dear J. D. Salinger, I was told that you keep yourself from the rest of the world. That you have written books and are not going to publish them until after you die. I have heard wierd stories about you and I was just wondering if they are true. I am presently doing a report on you. I love the book Catcher in the Rye, it is one of the few books that I actually loved to read in school. If you could, could you help me on my report. I would like to know how your schooling and life affected your writings. I would appreciate this if you could help me out. thank you tiger1463 Eileen Russell Dec 1, 1997 06:49 Dear J. D. Salinger, I understand why you have been silent. While all these people lament that you have been silent all these years, I look at your most well known book, Catcher in the Rye, which I have just recently read, and I see very clearly why you are silent. If I was as talentless a writer as you are, I'd be pretty quiet too. I mean, you career peaked at the ranting of some loser kid who got kicked out of school and spend 200 pages bitching and whining and crying like a girl. You didn't even bother to include an actuall plot and people still eat that crap up! What's wrong with these people? People are fools. You write one lousy book and somebody claimes it influenced the murder of John Lennon, suddenly your most emberrassing waste of paper is a house hold word! If I were you I would have moved to Canada. But suddenly, what was a story about a whiny little loser having a nervous breakdown is apparently (Much to your surprize I am sure) Stacked with universal truths on what it means to be human. Your indecent, plotless ramblings are now chocked with truth about the human condition. What was it? A joke on your editor that backfired? An attempt to commit financial suicide? The result of a few too many shots of vodka and a long sleepless night? What possessed you to show this tripe to anyone? You could never have assumed that people would be as stupid as they were. Nor could you have forseen the murder that would make people hear your name, most of them for the first time. But if they had to hear you name, why for this horrid waste of paper? Success is fine, but success with a terrible pointless book because of a chance murder of a once talented musician? Life can be cruel sometimes. What was it like to write the book that caused the death of John Lennon? I don't know! What's it like to be drunk while typing too quickly any other night? Morons. So, I understand. I understand completely. In my mind these fools should all leave you alone until you actually write something that not only becomes successful on it's own merrit, but is in fact worth reading. I'm sure it's bound to happen. Someday. sincearly, Bryan T Weiss III drcheese@rockstarlabs.com the wonder cheese Dec 7, 1997 19:59 Dear J. D. Salinger, I'm a junior at Richland High School in Richland, WA. My English class has this author project, which is a full year project. Everyone has a different author to research. So, I thought I might write a letter to you asking for some useful information. I've been reading your book with nine short stories, and I would like to know if you have another short story available on the Net. My 2nd quarter requirements tell me to read at least 10 stories by my author. I'm having some trouble finding another story published by you. It would be helpful if you put one of your stories on a Web page. Also, this quarter, I need to research some critiques about your writing. I can easily find some in my school library. But if you could provide me with some analytical details on your works, it would be very useful. That's all for now. Thank you for your time. ranajoy@3-cities.com Sean Adhikari Yep. Thats what you missed in Short Story class...except no one mentione dthat Seymour was a child molester yet. If they do, I'll be sure to let you know. -ecas