test test test That was lovely...right up until you switched to second person. Stay off prozac. Eryk Charles Arthur Salvaggio wrote: > > High school made me think I'd grow up to be Seymour Glass but isn't it > odd that College made me realize I was Holden Caulfield and not even very > good at it. > Sometimes you think about Zooey and he's right, I am the freak and yes it > is all Seymours fault but it was always our choice, wasn't it? Could have > drowned ourselves into being the ackleys and Muriels of the world but > then you see the radiant glow of any random activity that for some reason > seems so much more than random, seems more like a gift and you can't > stand it but you love it anyway. You want to know why seymour killed > himself, then allow yourself to feel the happiness of inanimate objects > that are positioned just right on any surface and fall in love with it, > then try to pretend you don't feel a loss when someone bounds in and puts > it to its "rightful place." Try to smile and say that the movement was just > perfect and beautiful too but you know that it isn't but you know that it > is. > Then the corruption gets to you, and you'll never ever get away from > getting it. And you're living with a roommate who gets the time from > dames in the backseats of cars and doesn't even know if she likes > checkers, and sure as hell you can get angry with him but its when you > don't that you're in trouble. You try to say its perfect because it > doesn't know anybetter but you know that it isn't perfect because he > probably does. > Then you sit awake at 2:30AM on the top bunk in some dorm and as you try > to go to sleep you realize that there's no way in hell that you'll ever > manage to live in this place and so you get up and start typing and start > creating the world where you can. You end up staying awake for 48 hours > for every 12 asleep. You realize that for the Muriel Fedders to love you > you're gonna need a slight overhaul. And you realize that you need the > Muriel Fedders to survive, because you're at their mercy. And you realize > that a slight overhaul is impossible. > And you stand there at night and you think about these things and when > you've finally gone on that honeymoon to the beaches, you have only two > options, die or not live. > Muriel Glass is why people like me refuse to take prozac. > > "A Green Tennis Ball > Bounds down the city street > and taps me gently > in my shoe." > > -ecas