Bananafish on the Liffey

Matt Kozusko (mkozusko@parallel.park.uga.edu)
Tue, 01 Dec 1998 17:53:36 -0500

Scottie:

>     Yes, Dr Kosuzko, that's me in the corner of the bar
>     as I'm to be descried at noon, December 30.  White tux...
>     discreet bulge where the Biretta nestles over the splenic flexure...
>     the exquisite, dark one on the left arm - my wife...
>     and, on the right, the extravagant red-head - Helena...
> 
>     '...the name'sh Bowman....  Shcottie Bowman....'

I stumble in awkwardly, tall and inelegant like a second-string college
football quarterback and still blushing slightly after having used
"here" as a verb.  My worn grey wool jumper marks me as a
twenty-something, but, in conjunction with my inscrutable pleatless
green trousers, doesn't betray my nationality.  The lovely
Irish-Norwegian farmgirl at my side looks almost native, except for the
40 ounce Budweiser cradled in her left arm.  I survey the crowd, pausing
on the white tux.  At first, the red Biretta throws me off--but then I
notice the hunting earflaps and everything becomes clear...    

December 30th it is, Davy Byrne's, high-ish noon.  

-- 
Matt Kozusko    mkozusko@parallel.park.uga.edu