A peek at Santa's list-- Patti: a line-wrapping utility for her email editor Will: _Everything You Want to Know about 4Cs, but Were Afraid To Ask_ Jim: the _1998 Gold Edition of the Works of Ayn Rand_ Scottie: Deleuze and Guattari, _The Anti-Oedipus_ Camille: MS Hamlet, Q1.7 Erin: a gross of candy canes Helena: full color facsimile of the Book of Kells Tim: a signed commemorative coaster--or perhaps peanut, or napkin--from Bananafest 98, Dublin Matthew: tickets to the Cotton Bowl, UTexas vs. Miss. State John: _Derrida for Beginners_ Liz: _John V. Omlor for Beginners_ Pasha: subscription to SI Stephen: a couple of acres in Cornish, NH Sean: _The Complete Critical Works of Geraldo Consuelo Bustamantaguatavini_ Luke: Chris Byrne's head on a plate (or his resignation, if they're out of his head on a plate) Sundeep: a stack of shirt cardboards -- Matt Kozusko mkozusko@parallel.park.uga.edu