Dear Elizabeth! PLEASE tell the joke. You're among friends--who have (by definition) forgiven you in advance for any inherent ugliness; and who will bear with the necessary asides and explanations because they understand the end to which you're aiming.... I'm more concerned about the ethical implications of announcing that there's a great joke but then refusing to tell it. Cheers, Paul OSR--What's the best "joke" in the JDS canon? Although it's far from "funny" (many jokes ARE) I'd have to argue that the very title "For Esme--With Love and Squalor" ranks among the most touchingly titillating phrases ever invented. It's poking fun at Esme, to be sure. And I guess that could be described as cruelty. But it's gentle fun. And it's done with such love that a knowing smile is almost inevitable.