Subject: Just think
AntiUtopia@aol.com
Date: Wed Feb 16 2000 - 21:00:16 EST
Next time we really get peed at each other, we can just quote a number...
1. Ahhh...I see the foul-up fairy has visited us
> > > > again...
> > > >
> > > > 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll
> > > > bet it's hard to pronounce.
> > > >
> > > > 3. How about never? Is never good for you?
> > > >
> > > > 4. I see you've set aside this special time to
> > > > humiliate yourself in public.
> > > >
> > > > 5. I'm really easy to get along with once you
> > > > people learn to worship me.
> > > >
> > > > 6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being
> > > > smarter.
> > > >
> > > > 7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a
> > > > message...
> > > >
> > > > 8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
> > > >
> > > > 9. It sounds like English, but I can't
> > > > understand a word you're saying.
> > > >
> > > > 10. I can see your point, but I still think
> > > > you're full of shit.
> > > >
> > > > 11. I like you. You remind me of when I was
> > > > young and stupid.
> > > >
> > > > 12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of
> > > > strangers.
> > > >
> > > > 13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just
> > > > don't give a damn.
> > > >
> > > > 14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over
> > > > your mouth.
> > > >
> > > > 15. I will always cherish the initial
> > > > misconceptions I had about you.
> > > >
> > > > 16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and
> > > > challenged by your unique point of view.
> > > >
> > > > 17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't
> > > > mean you're an artist.
> > > >
> > > > 18. Any connection between your reality and mine
> > > > is purely coincidental.
> > > >
> > > > 19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
> > > >
> > > > 20. I'm not being rude. You're just
> > > > insignificant.
> > > >
> > > > 21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of
> > > > Karma to burn off.
> > > >
> > > > 22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties
> > > > are largely ceremonial.
> > > >
> > > > 23. No, my powers can only be used for good.
> > > >
> > > > 24. You sound reasonable... Time to up the
> > > > medication.
> > > >
> > > > 25. Who me? I just wander from room to room
> > > >
> > > > 26. And your crybaby whiny butt opinion would
> > > > be...?
> > > >
> > > > 27. Do I look like a people person?
> > > >
> > > > 28. This isn't an office. It's Hell with
> > > > fluorescent lighting.
> > > >
> > > > 29. I started out with nothing & still have most
> > > > of it left.
> > > >
> > > > 31. You!... Off my planet!
> > > >
> > > > 32. Does your train of thought have a caboose?
> > > >
> > > > 33. Errors have been made. Others will be
> > > > blamed.
> > > >
> > > > 34. A PBS mind in an MTV world.
> > > >
> > > > 35. Allow me to introduce my selves.
> > > >
> > > > 36. Whatever kind of look you were going for,
> > > > you missed.
> > > >
> > > > 37. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
> > > >
> > > > 38. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
> > > >
> > > > 40. I'm trying to imagine you with a
> > > > personality.
> > > >
> > > > 41. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a
> > > > door.
> > > >
> > > > 42. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you
> > > > realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
> > > >
> > > > 43. Can I trade this job for what's behind door
> > > > 1?
> > > >
> > > > 44. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
> > > >
> > > > 45. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
> > > >
> > > > 46. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is
> > > > done.
> > > >
> > > > 47. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
> > > >
> > > > 48. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I
> > > > just wanted the paychecks.
> > > >
> > > > 49. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
> > > >
> > > > 50. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
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