Subject: Re: Shakespeare's sister
From: Matt Kozusko (mkozusko@parallel.park.uga.edu)
Date: Tue Feb 15 2000 - 23:37:54 EST
Clumsy9irl@aol.com wrote:
> then again, on the opposite side of the rainbow, you have sister mary
> beats the kids [...] you never dare to
> bring a book back late, or happen to set a zoology book on the shakespeare
> shelf...ahh!!
What's the punishment for that? I have myself been known police the
Shakespeare section at the nearest public library with one of the old,
hard-bound Norton First Folio facsimiles in hand. Patrons who fail to
perform adequate genuflections as they walk by the PR2700's get rudely
clobbered on the noggin. More than a few would-be readers leave the
floor with "PR2751.A15" imprinted backwards on their foreheads.
You may have laughed, Jim, but was it out loud? I won't stop till I
get that award.
-- Matt Kozusko mkozusko@parallel.park.uga.edu - * Unsubscribing? Mail majordomo@roughdraft.org with the message * UNSUBSCRIBE BANANAFISH
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