Dog Haiku


Subject: Dog Haiku
AntiUtopia@aol.com
Date: Thu Feb 10 2000 - 14:01:51 EST


Ah...the beauty, the beauty!

:)

Jim

I love my master;
 Thus I perfume myself with
 This long-rotten squirrel.
  
 I lie belly-up
 In the sunshine, happier than
 You ever will be
  
 Today I sniffed
 Many dog butts - I celebrate
 By kissing your face.
  
 I sound the alarm!
 Paperboy - come to kill us all -
 Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
  
 I sound the alarm!
 Mailman Fiend - come to kill us all -
 Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
  
 I sound the alarm!
 Garbage man - come to kill us all -
 Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
  
 I sound the alarm!
 Neighbor's cat - come to kill us all!
 Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
  
 I lift my leg and
 Whiz on each bush. Hello, Spot -
 Sniff my scent and weep.
  
 How do I love thee?
 The ways are numberless as
 My hairs on the rug.

 My human is home!
 I am so ecstatic I
 have made a puddle.
  
 I hate my choke chain -
 Look, world, they strangle me! Ack
 Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack!
  
 Sleeping here, my chin
 On your foot - no greater bliss - well,
 Maybe catching cats.
  
 Look in my eyes and
 Deny it. No human could
 Love you like I do.
  
 Dig under fence - why?
 Because it's there. Because it's
 There. Because it's there.

 I am your best friend,
 Here, now, and especially
 When you are eating.

 You may call them fleas,
 But they are far more - I call
 Them a vocation.
  
 My owners' mood is
 Romantic - I lie near feet
 Blow a stinky one.
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