Subject: Re: Hello?
From: Jim Rovira (jrovira@drew.edu)
Date: Mon Feb 25 2002 - 11:52:24 GMT
It's amazing how much our dreamlives can deceive us.
I'm actually about 4'7", 250lbs., and almost completely covered in hair
with the sole exception of my head from about the earline up and down
around the back to the neck -- which is completely bald.
I'm trying to have Olympic farting entered as a new sport in the next
Summer Games, because I feel I'm sure to win a gold.
My breath has the pungent aroma of a large garden of fresh gardenias.
I remember the days when my teeth were a beautiful yellow, rather than
the shade of brown they are now.
I haven't worn underwear since 1967.
I bathe once a year whether I need it or not.
Back in my High School days I was affectionately known as "the Troll."
Now you know what to REALLY expect from someone who spends entirely too
much time on e-mail :).
Jim
"LR Pearson, Arts 99" wrote:
>
> Hi guys,
>
> It's very quiet in here... I hope it signifies many muses keeping you
> all very busy. Unless my email's not working properly - I don't seem to
> have had any messages for a few days.
>
> I did, though, have a dream that I knew Jim and Scottie. Their online
> identities were merely cunning disguises. Your game is up guys! You've
> been masquerading as elderly gentlemen all this time when you're really
> gorgeous young guys in your twenties! (Oh dear, clearly I haven't been
> getting enough romance in my life lately.)
>
> Well, my muse doesn't call, but rather a lot of work does. At least I
> have an incetive to get going on my papers this term, because once I've
> got another one out of the way, I can write my Salinger paper :-) At
> which point I'll have lots of time to mail the list under the guise of
> 'research'.
>
> Love & muses,
> Lucy-Ruth
>
> ----------------------
> LR Pearson, Arts 99
> lp9616@bristol.ac.uk
>
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