As someone whose teases are not always as elegant as he should like, I take my hat off to a master - "John Symons", whoever & wherever he may be. With one exquisitely phrased enquiry he has had more outraged elderly ladies clutching skirts to ankles & leaping onto tables than most of us have witnessed in a month of afternoon cream teas. It's possible that behind that devoutly protected fence Salinger has been labouring away for the past forty years completing the mother of all books. He'd better be. For no other significant writer in the history of western literature has carried on in quite this manner - & then gone on to produce the goods. Many, of course, after an initial brief sunburst, realised there was no more in the well & decided their best hope was a prolonged mystification. Who was it (Wilson ? - the scholars will tell us) who said: `There are no third acts in American lives.' ? Scottie B.