demned illusive Pimpernel

Scottie Bowman (bowman@mail.indigo.ie)
Sun, 08 Feb 1998 18:36:31 +0000

	As someone whose teases are not always as elegant as he 
	should like, I take my hat off to a master - "John Symons", 
	whoever & wherever he may be.

	With one exquisitely phrased enquiry he has had more outraged 
	elderly ladies clutching skirts to ankles & leaping onto tables than 
	most of us have witnessed in a month of afternoon cream teas.

	It's possible that behind that devoutly protected fence Salinger has 
	been labouring away for the past forty years completing the mother 
	of all books.  He'd better be.  For no other significant writer in 
	the history of western literature has carried on in quite this 
	manner - & then gone on to produce the goods.  Many, of course, 
	after an initial brief sunburst, realised there was no more in the 
	well & decided their best hope was a prolonged mystification.  

	Who was it (Wilson ? - the scholars will tell us) who said: 
	`There are no third acts in American lives.' ?

	Scottie B.