maynard's book

Sam Rosenthal (sam.rosenthal@ucop.edu)
Wed, 11 Feb 1998 09:33:03 +0100

I was gratified to read in the 2/9 New York "puff" piece that maynard's
book is "tentatively" titled "If You Really Want to Hear About It" (didn't
O.J. use that already?) -- there's still time for a change of title that
would better represent this latent remainder -- other than the obvious, &
probably litigious

Uncle Wiggly in Connecticut
Down at the Dinghy
Raise High the Roofbeam, Carpenters

how about

A Young Girl in 1971 With No Taste at All

or, my favorite

This Sandwich Has No Mayonnaise -- Wait, There It Is -- Hey!, That's Not
Mayonnaise