Owed Two The Spell Checker
Malcolm Lawrence (malcolm@wolfenet.com)
Wed, 25 Feb 1998 18:54:04 -0800
A little midweek frivolity. Enjoy
Malcs
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OWED TWO THE SPELL CHECKER
I have a spelling checker -
It came with my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.
Eye ran this poem threw it,
Yule be reel glad two no.
It's vary polished in its weigh;
My checker tolled me sew.
A checker is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when aye rime.
To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaws are knot aloud.
And now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
Their are know faults with in my cite,
Of nun eye am eye a wear.
Each frays a raid up on my screen
Eye trussed to bee a joule.
The checker poured oar every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.
That's why aye brake in two averse...
My righting wants too pleas.
Sow now ewe sea why aye dew prays
Such soft wear for pea seas!