Nothing like a good state-of-affairs challenge to awaken the slumbering list leviathans and usenet junkies with semantic bones to pick. January and February, distant prologues to that cruellest month, seem to have inspired a kind of hibernation here. Maybe everybody's been out at the gym, pursuing New Year's resolutions. I've just finished reading "Bananafish," in its entirety, for the first time in a long time. I was surprised--struck forcefully, even--at the oddness (the ambiguity?) of Seymour and Sybil's relationship. I am accustomed to chuckling good-naturedly at psychocritical readings of the story, especially those that brood over the Seymour-Sybil sexual tension, but, due to the hour or perhaps the weather or maybe to something that we untrained readers aren't quite qualified to ponder, I felt the relationship was indeed more ambiguous than I had previously allowed. The story, to a new reader, must be a very puzzling thing. There is so much going on in it, and the more you consider the offered directions, the more the whole business seems to head off in an impossible, unmanageable number of different attitudes at once. Is this skill, or bungling? The narrator takes cracks at psychoanalysts--Sivetski spends all day in the hotel bar, and "they" (Salinger's derisive tone, or Muriel's vacuity?) "have to know about your childhood--all that stuff." And yet that same narrator seems to invite readers to read psychoanalytically with a perfectly equivocal but wonderfully accommodating account of Seymour and Sybil on the beach. Tomorrow, in my freshman comp classes, we will discuss it. I have whited-out the final four words on the student copies again and will begin by asking them to fill in an ending. Report forthcoming. -- Matt Kozusko mkozusko@parallel.park.uga.edu