Re: guess who & when

John G. let the cat out of the bag, but thanks for the specific
reference. Here's why I thought it was Dorothy Parker:

Resume (forgive the lack of accents, I'm on a laptop)

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.

heh :). Similar use of line, even ending with the semicolon.

Jim

Kim Johnson wrote:

> > "Reflection
> >
> > It all links...
> > Men bore me;
> > Women abhor me;
> > Children floor me;
> > Society stinks..."
> >
>
> --jds, from his fall 1938 column ('the skipped
> diploma'), in 'the ursinus weekly', student
> publication of ursinus college (collegeville, penn.
> --out john baumgardner's way)
>
> kim
>
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