to cap it all


Subject: to cap it all
From: Scottie Bowman (rbowman@indigo.ie)
Date: Fri Jul 06 2001 - 02:34:51 GMT


    Some time in the early 60s I went to a terrific party
    at which we were invited to attend, not in full fancy dress,
    but wearing just the head gear of some favourite figure.

    My buddy went as Oberstgeneral Erwin Rommel (against
    whom he had at one time driven a Cromwell tank in the
    French bocage); & I went as You-Know-Who.

    But what was an American 'hunting' cap? After some
    research, my brill wife constructed for me a brill thing
    in brill vermilion - which was an absolute succes fou
    on the night. What it approximated to, though, was
    the item the blokes in the photographs were wearing
    as they posed with one foot on their dead elks - nothing
    like a 'baseball' cap.

    Were we wrong? Surely they're different looking yokes,
    whichever way the peak is pointing?

    (Incidentally, the evolutionary theorist Richard Dawkins
    has pointed out that for a non-American to wear a baseball
    cap reduces his IQ by roughly 10 points - &, when worn
    back to front, by a further 20.)
    
    Scottie B.

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