almost nothing to do with JDS

i'm helena and you're not (helenak@geocities.com)
Wed, 02 Jul 1997 23:04:24 +0100 

>  oh yeah and bring me over a
>  few of those Reece's chocolate peanut butter things, I just can't get
>  my hands on them over here.

i'll post you some down from dublin :) how many d'you want?

>  any sort of body piercing or other grotesquerie - you'll be
>  sent right back on the next flight after having each ornament meticulously
>  removed with a rusty hedge clippers

that reminds me. since my search for a job is going absolutely
abominably, i have FINALLY under much duress taken my eyebrow ring out.
WITH A FUCKING PLIERS. advice to our younger members - do not get
anything pierced unless you are well equipped with good quality home
improvement tools.

so will somebody PLEASE employ me now???

> You know when you've just lit your last cigarette and
> then changed your mind and decided that you didn't want it after all, but
> it's too late to stop now?

yes yes yes yes yes. absolutely. or you've been on the bus sitting in
gridlock for forty minutes before you realise you're ON THE WRONG BUS
and you have to get off and go back and get on another one, and start
again, and you get so confused you forget where you were going in the
first place and it's pissing rain and you elbow in front of eighty year
old ladies in the queue because you're tired and cranky and you wanna go
home, and then you feel really guilty and then your bus goes by but it's
full and it doesn't stop and you think maybe, just maybe, you'll be
stuck here forever and ...

sorry. got carried away.

matt - that's one thing we forgot to mention. almost everyone in this
country smokes. there is nothing like the fanatical concern for public
health that is found in the us.

OBsalinger: JD subscribes to aol?? now there's a surprise.
can anyone give me any advice on finding the uncollected 22(?)
my copy of Nine Stories is STILL missing. I'm just going to have to buy
a new one.

-- 
I think that doctors should only ask
'And how are we this morning?'
when they are addressing the occupants
of a double bed.
                - Pat Ingoldsby