<<<<<"I think your boyfriend may be confusing the term "tossing your cookies," which does refer to vomiting with the term "tossing one's salad" which applies, as you have pointed out, to quite another bodily compulsion. In the interest of all involved I don't feel it is necessary to go any further on the subject." Patrick Flaherty>>>> I hate to be the bearer of disgusting news, especially considering my lax posting, as far as I know I have always understood that tossing one's salad is not a one person act. Well, maybe it can be. I have always taken it as the way Chris Rock implies, as the backdoor approach to intercourse. I hope I have not been crude...and certainly hope that I am correct, otherwise I will assume that the jokes I know of are quite a bit less dirty than I had guessed or I am more so... And now on to a somewhat relevant posting (just for fun) may I ask whom do most of you associate best with in the Salinger novels? (Just wondering...I hope I do not get all Holden answers...but I imagine he is the easiest to associate with since his character is so alive and colorful) And about the whole Universal and Timeless argument we are in the throws of at the moment...I believe that the IDEA is what is universal. Not many are able to say that one can understand completely Victorian literature or Elizabethan literature, or, even literature just as far back as the early 20th century. Shakespeare is not universal (really) unless you know the background to it. Unless you know the jokes, and the attitude and slang of the people of that time. The same idea with any literature. One of my favorite writers is Michel de Montaigne, and I see his writings as being universal, but I still get caught sometimes on the wording and the allusions. A writer often writes what he knows, what is relevant to his time and the people of that time. Well, this automatically puts a time on his writing, but the difference between a universal and timeless piece of literature is the what human emotions and human nature it addresses. Human nature is stubborn, trust me it hasn't changed much in the years and I cannot imagine in changing very much in the next couple of hundred. We all have just about the same needs and desires, the same obsessions. When we are able to read a book that reminds us of us and how we feel sometimes then we will always enjoy the read. But will people of years from now be able to understand the slang and situations in _Catcher_? Well, we have done well so far with Shakespeare and it is brim full of slang (although most of it we have made common language- which I believe was a master plan by English teachers everywhere so they would stop having to explain EVERYTHING to their clueless students). Yes, there will probably come a time that there will be teachers in classrooms explaining the text. There will always be Historians (God knows they have to do something to pass their time) that will be able to explain the times. And then, depending on how much the students and the teachers love the books will depend on the Universality of it. I mean, why do you think we read Romeo and Juliet MacBeth and Hamlet in school and not King Richard the Second or Cymbeline?? (Answer, I think, the students like it more, and I think that is one reason why _Catcher_ has had it's staying power. The youth loves it and the youth are the ones to be the adults...kinda goes that way...) Well, I hope I have made some sort of sense. I am somewhat just rambling on what point I thought I was going to make. I haven't posted in so long I think I need oiled up. Oh and Patrick...Billy, well, he is a mystery, that is one thing that keeps him alive. He feeds many occupations, the Historians, the teachers, the actors, the literary critics, the librarians for God's sake (the have BOOKSHELVES of just critical analysis of just a few LINES in Hamlet). That and the fact that MOST of his works deal with human emotions, people are usually going to associate with the characters somewhat. Plus, when it is performed, the costumes are always really cool (haha). Honestly, I think it was just a master plan by all the before-mentioned occupations to keep them in a stable income for years. Why not JD...well I think he is for the most part Universal. Nothing can be completely Universal (different languages, customs, cultures) but I think it has as good as a chance as any other pieces of fine literature. Angie http://members.aol.com/Snang19/Fire.index.html or for a senseless poem that is not very Universal at all: http://members.aol.com/UltraVolup/NoSense.index.html