<<<As I was going through the streets of downtown Athens yesterday afternoon, feeding Big Macs to the various animals whose owners had left them tied to parking meters along the sidewalk, I witnessed the most extraordinary thing. A fellow in a suit was conversing excitedly with a street vendor about baseball. Just as he said something about "universal appeal," a piano fell directly on his head. I thought everybody should know this. -- Matt Kozusko mkozusko@parallel.park.uga.edu>>> I saw the same thing yesterday except there was a fire in the background (did you see?) and it was a group of million or so burning books. They said it was cold outside and they needed to make a Universal heat for everyone. Then the Nazis came marching and decided that we all are fictitious, just phantom images, and then we praised the sun, and the world went flat. Someone in the background, standing on a box, screamed that soon the Universe will just blown away in a soft breeze next chance it got. I believe this is when someone in some room somewhere flipped the last page of *the greatest book ever writeen* and found the last word missing. Thank God for an innocent Youth that *knew no better* and decided he was dreaming as he fell asleep reading Salinger in the year 2275. I never burnt a book...for future note and I always fall asleep during the best books, sometimes your dreams can be better. (Just a touch of Oddity for the Masses) Angie