reel hot pashun

Scottie Bowman (bowman@mail.indigo.ie)
Sun, 26 Jul 1998 18:08:48 +0000

	Good try, Jim, good try.

	The thing about academics is not the number of books they've 
	read. It's the nature of their experience outside of these same 
	books.  

	There are at least two aspects to this: the kind of people who 
	become academics & what the academy does to them once 
	they're inside & the drawbridge has gone up.  

	A life in scholarship attracts the bookish, the obsessional, 
	the squirrels of the world.  It holds out the prospect of long 
	holidays & work where the hands are not dirtied & the days 
	pass sitting in a quiet library or holding forth to immature 
	& impressionable minds.  It sounds a life of civilised ease. 
	One will face no great challenge from one's peers.  Those bastards 
	not hanging on one's every word will, nonetheless, offer no real 
	threat since their progress depends finally on one's approval. 
	That's how it all looks from the outside.

	Once inside the ivied walls, of course, things begin to feel 
	a little different.  The world contracts to a competition where 
	the compulsion to publish is as urgent as the compulsion to 
	defaecate.  One's little heap of produce must be protected & 
	eaked out to its very limit.  The fear of plagiarism demands 
	the construction of guardian walls against prying eyes. 
	The atmosphere becomes ever more claustrophobic & paranoid. 
	Increasingly, one resents just how low the intellectual is held 
	in public esteem.  Government is sees as indifferent.  A sense of 
	security leaks away down the same crack as the sense of proportion. 
	Bitterness rises inexorably.  Life grows frightful......

	I've been a family doctor in a small village, a shrink in a booby 
	hatch, a child psychiatrist, a medical officer on an RAF flying 
	station, an analyst in London - & for the past 35 years I've been 
	in private practice in a university town where a quite 
	disproportionate number of my patients have belonged to the academic 
	staff.

	Don't try to tell me about the Olympian wisdom of your friendly 
	neighbourhood prof. 

	Scottie B.