Smiling as genially as may be, let me reassure Sonny 
    that my love & admiration for Paul Simon equals 
    his.  
    Then, twirling my moustaches & fixing on the most
    ginormous sneer, let me remind him that claiming 
    Laughing Len as an American lyricist is a demonstration
    of Yankee Colonialism at its No Nothing worst.
    
    Scottie B.