Subject: Fake ID
JLSnoop@aol.com
Date: Tue Jun 27 2000 - 02:28:54 GMT
Hi,
This is my first addition to this darling little community. To be
perfectly honest, and I do mean perfectly, I am only 16 years old. I do have
a fake ID which says I am 21 however, which does very much come in handy. My
name on the ID is Zooey Glass, but it's okay because liquer stores are too
stupid to know who that is. Today however, while going to buy some tequila
with my tall red-haired friend, the attendant took one look at the ID and
laughed.
"Was your mother a big fan of J.D. Salinger?" She asked me unconvinced.
"Well," I began to explain in a very unsure math question kind of voice, "our
last name was already Glass, so she though she might as well."
"Well, don't worry about it," she said. "It's a very cute name."
That night, my friend got so drunk, her parents had to take her home. La
dee da. Not my fault.
Jake
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