Pond


Subject: Pond
JLSnoop@aol.com
Date: Wed Jun 28 2000 - 12:37:40 GMT


    Ahem Ahem. Even though I am typing, I thought I should clear my throat
just in case. To clear up all this pond business, I sincerely think the pond
Holden is referring to is the "lagoon" in the middle of the park. This is
where you can rent out a boat that is comparable to wearing a giant shoe.
They are so large and dumb. They are definitely an unintelligent species of
boat. (The kind of thing Sally from CITR would want to do.)
    Every once in a while when I'm in Central Park with my friends and bored,
It's fun to go there and cheer when two boats knock into each other. We
haven't seen anyone tip over yet, but we keep coming back.
    Oh, and there ARE ducks there. Boy, are there ducks. Take for instance
this one time this big duck and her ducklings came near the shore where my
friends and I were sitting and waiting for an aquatic disaster. It started
quacking at us so we were just kidding around, and quacking back. I guess you
call that harassment of ducks. Anyway, this particularly large guy who is one
of those guys with veins you think are going to burst out of his body, comes
up behinds and says something like,
"What are you threatening those ducks for, man?"
"We....weren't threatning them."
"Those ducks were just born man. How would you like it if I hit you over the
head with a stick?"
    This completely dumbfounded us because we hadn't said anything about a
stick. Anyway, we ended up yelling an obscenity and running away like little
girls. It was a great day.

        jake
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