a little something for everyone


Subject: a little something for everyone
From: Scottie Bowman (rbowman@indigo.ie)
Date: Sat Jun 16 2001 - 03:29:49 GMT


    First, a couple of details from history.

    I’m afraid, Ringo, it was the forerunners of my comrades
    in the RAF who introduced the innovation of the fire-storm
    to Dresden & Hamburg. It was only later perfected by
    your own Curt LeMay practising on the paper dwellings
    of Tokyo.

    I’m not Irish myself, Zazie, so you’ll have to take it up
    with them, but I can’t imagine which of them you can be
    accusing of ‘siding' with the SS. A completely failed attempt
    *was* made to recruit a couple of hundred prisoners-of-war
    to the Wehrmacht - & of course Lord Hawhaw though
    an American citizen was Irish by birth - but I’m more aware of
    ( & grateful to) the thousands of Irishmen who fought in
    the British forces (not to mention the many, many thousands
    more American GIs of Irish descent - Sgt J.D. O'Salinger,
    for example.)

    I’m sure I exemplify the smugness of my Imperial ancestors,
    Sean, (though the word is ‘intolerable’ not ‘untolerable’)
    but it must be one of the few empires in history that was
    acquired against the resistance & instincts of such powerful
    elements in the home legislature; that was abandoned with such
    little bloodshed; where the newly liberated lands took over
    the style of government of the oppressors; & where the new
    rulers continue to educate their children in the institutions
    of their former masters - not to mention returning to the imperial
    capital for their tailoring.

    (It goes without saying that the very vigour with which young
    Americans like yourselves criticize your homeland is a powerful
    justification of my own admiration of America as a the land
    of the free. And, of course, a further illustration of what I’ve
    just discussed: the Anglo-Saxon tradition taking root in countries
    across the seas, far from the mother land. Not too many blokes
    in Tienanman Square, comparatively speaking, & the crowds
    in Gothenburg & Berlin turn out in rather greater numbers
    to barrack Bush than Shroeder.)

    Finally, Suzanne, I’m afraid I’m unimpressed by your PhD friend
    & her less than startling finding that 15% of any normal distribution
    will show a greater than average tendency to nervous arousal.
    It would be very weird if they didn’t. What you’ll also find
    from now on is that only 15% of this list will NOT identify
    themselves as HSPs. (And trundle out the figures to prove it ...)
    Perhaps we can have it recognised as a qualification as in:
    R.M Bowman MD MRCPsych HSP.

    It’s we TRULY sensitive types who struggle on, shuddering
    with apprehension, listening to the flowers opening, smelling
    the distant odour of a dying deer, watching the pain in eyes
    of the multitude, our nerve endings screaming at the touch of
    the zephyr ... WE’re the ones who never mention our delicate
    condition - but who should be minded, protected & granted
    those very privileges we gallantly wouldn’t dream of demanding.

    Scottie B.

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