Re: Faq page

Camille Scaysbrook (verona_beach@geocities.com)
Mon, 01 Jun 1998 15:35:20 +1000 

Actually `He' is a `She' and her name is Camille (:

What I was trying to put across in an oh so painfully funny manner is that,
as I said, there *are* no answers, so the ridiculous fantasies I put
forward are pretty
well just as plausible as any other theories anyone might come up with.
What I found interesting though is that they were latched on to with gusto,
which really illustrates my point - we're working in the realms of pure
speculation here, assembling our theories from scant materials. We don't
need to wholly rely on these texts for our theories, nor should we deviate
from them into the realms of absurdity. What I meant is, there are no
definitive answers to *any* of the questions that it was proposed should go
in to a FAQ - which totally invalidates the concept of a FAQ. 

I wasn't trying to confuse anybody (although yes I was being sardonic). Of
course, as we all know, Franny only had one child and called it Boo Boo Jr
and Seymour was really in love with old Ackley kid. 

Say G'night Gracie

Camille 
verona_beach@geocities.com
@ THE ARTS HOLE
www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Theater/6442

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> From: J J R <jrovira@juno.com>
> To: bananafish@lists.nyu.edu
> Subject: Re: Faq page
> Date: Monday, 1 June 1998 10:49
> 
> Oh no.  He was absolutely serious with those answers.  They are very well
> documented and are almost taken for granted in the world of Salinger
> scholarship.
> 
> Really.
> 
> Jim
> 
> On Sun, 31 May 1998 16:48:26 -0400 (EDT) JediMars@aol.com writes:
> >In a message dated 98-05-31 05:57:57 EDT, you write:
> >
> ><< Q: Is Franny pregnant?
> > A: Yes, with twins, which she names Waker and Seymour
> > 
> > Q: Why did Seymour commit suicide?
> > A: He was, as Muriel's mother correctly guessed, gay. He was having 
> >an
> > affair with Carl Luce. >>
> >
> >
> >were you joking with those answers? or are you serious? if so, where 
> >did you
> >read that?
> >
> >~marisa
> >
> 
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