Subject: Wicked Conspiracy Theory #666
From: Paul Kennedy (kennedyp@toronto.cbc.ca)
Date: Thu Mar 23 2000 - 18:11:53 EST
Hey Fishes!
Gabe seems to handle himself with pretty impressive confidence for such an
apparently young fry. What's more, he can spell! You don't suppose it's
Camille in disguise?
Sorry if the collective wounds are still too fresh for such ghoulish humour.
(We Irish always DO appreciate a good wake.) I simply couldn't resist....
Perhaps I've exhibited uncharacteristically cruel <schadenfreude> because
I've been so recently and ruthlessly attacked by a well-known border
smuggler. I asked Gabe:
>>By the way, what colour is the cover of your Catcher?
And Cecilia jumps in with:
>
>Gabe, ignore this shameless line of questioning. That our dear Mr. Kennedy
>would like to use you to prove a point question is unconscionable. I refuse
>to let you be the unsuspecting and innocent arbitrator of such a discussion.
> Fie, fie, Paul Kennedy.
>
>
What prompts this diatribe? Could it be that her lowly Cubs are playing
only .545 baseball in spring training--which is probably better than they've
played since 1889 or something!?!?!?! (The BlueJays, by the way, rank
second in the American League--which REALLY ought to be renamed the
Canamerican League, don't you think?--with 12 wins to seven losses.... But
where was I?)
Oh yeah, Gabe.... We can be a bit wingy from time to time, in case you
hadn't already noticed.
Cheers,
Paul
OSR--If I were ever marooned on that proverbial desert island, I'd like to
have the burgundy-covered CATCHER in the trunk that washes onto shore beside
me, tucked in there right beside the caviar and the Pol Roger.
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