Ireland and Soccer Fans

In some ways, this is terribly to the point...

Jim

> > > A family of England supporters head out one Saturday Christmas
shopping.

> > > While in JJB Sports, the son picks up an Ireland shirt and says
to his

> > > sister, "I've decided I'm going to be a Ireland supporter and I
would

> > > like this shirt for my Christmas!"

> > > The sister is outraged at this, promptly whacks him round the
head and

> > > says, "Go talk to your mother."

> > > Off goes the little lad, with Ireland shirt in hand and finds his

> > > mother. "Mum."

> > > "Yes, son?"

> > > "I've decided I'm going to be an Ireland supporter and I would
like this

> > > shirt for my Christmas."

> > > The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him round the
head and

> > > says, "Go talk to your father."

> > > Off he goes with the Ireland shirt in hand and finds his father.

> > > "Dad."

> > > "Yes, son?"

> > > "I've decided I'm going to be an Ireland supporter and I would
like this

> > > shirt for my Christmas."

> > > The father is outraged at this, promptly whacks his son round the
head

> > > and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"

> > > About half an hour later, they are all back in the car heading home.

> > > The father turns to the son and says, "Son, I hope you have learned

> > > something today?"

> > > The son turns to his father and says, "Yes, Father, I have".

> > > Father says," Good son, what is it?"

> > > The son replies "I've only been an Ireland supporter for an hour
and I

> > > already hate you English bastards!"

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