Re: BANANAFISH digest 274
helena kim (helenak@geocities.com)
Sat, 21 Mar 1998 22:12:30 +0000
> Date: Wed, 18 Mar 1998 05:16:38 -0500
> From: "Robyn C. LeBlond" <bananafysh@worldnet.att.net>
> To: bananafish@lists.nyu.edu
> Subject: Re: BANANAFISH digest 274
> where in NYC and when?
>
> R.
>
<SNIP!>
<robyn then reposted an *ENTIRE DIGEST*>
sorry, robyn, but this is a case for...
the universal flame!
Dear:
[X ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Lamer [ ] Aol'er
[ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis
[ ] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] Scientologist
[ ] Scammer [ ] Dumbass [ ] Pre-teen
[ ] Obnoxious Advocacy Freak [ ] Paranoid Mutant [ ] Brain-dead
Liberal
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You posted binaries in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
[ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
[X ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You started/continued an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted a blatently obvious troll
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You suck (literally]
[ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme
[ ] I think you might be a fed
[ ] You posted in 3lIt3 CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you
cool
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed anyway
To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Give up your Internet access
[ ] Hang yourself
[ ] Tell your Mommy you've been a bad boy/girl
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[X] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Install a brain that actaully works
[ ] Read the FAQ
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[X] *plonk*
[ ] Learn how to post or get off the usenet
[ ] Most of the above
[ ] All of the above
[ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above
[ ] You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this form.
:helena
(i mean all of this in good nature, but *please* don't repost an entire
digest again...)
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