Re: BANANAFISH digest 274
Brendan McKennedy (suburbantourist@hotmail.com)
Sat, 21 Mar 1998 23:39:49 -0800 (PST)
i don't get it
brendan
>Date: Sat, 21 Mar 1998 22:12:30 +0000
>From: helena kim <helenak@geocities.com>
>Subject: Re: BANANAFISH digest 274
>To: bananafish@lists.nyu.edu
>Reply-to: bananafish@lists.nyu.edu
>
>> Date: Wed, 18 Mar 1998 05:16:38 -0500
>> From: "Robyn C. LeBlond" <bananafysh@worldnet.att.net>
>> To: bananafish@lists.nyu.edu
>> Subject: Re: BANANAFISH digest 274
>
>> where in NYC and when?
>>
>> R.
>>
>
><SNIP!>
>
><robyn then reposted an *ENTIRE DIGEST*>
>
>sorry, robyn, but this is a case for...
>
>the universal flame!
>
>Dear:
> [X ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Lamer [ ] Aol'er
> [ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
> [ ] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis
> [ ] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] Scientologist
> [ ] Scammer [ ] Dumbass [ ] Pre-teen
> [ ] Obnoxious Advocacy Freak [ ] Paranoid Mutant [ ] Brain-dead
>Liberal
>
> You Are Being Flamed Because:
> [ ] You posted binaries in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
> [ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
> [X ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
> [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
> [ ] You started/continued an off-topic thread
> [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
> [ ] You posted a blatently obvious troll
> [ ] You said "me too" to something
> [ ] You suck (literally]
> [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
> [ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme
> [ ] I think you might be a fed
> [ ] You posted in 3lIt3 CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you
>cool
> [ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
>worthless that you are being flamed anyway
>
> To Repent, You Must:
> [ ] Give up your Internet access
> [ ] Hang yourself
> [ ] Tell your Mommy you've been a bad boy/girl
> [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
> [X] Actually post something relevant
> [ ] Install a brain that actaully works
> [ ] Read the FAQ
> [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
>
>In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
>
> [ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
> [ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
> [X] *plonk*
> [ ] Learn how to post or get off the usenet
> [ ] Most of the above
> [ ] All of the above
> [ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above
> [ ] You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this
form.
>
>
>:helena
>
>(i mean all of this in good nature, but *please* don't repost an entire
>digest again...)
>
>--
>(((((((((((((hork productions)))))))))))))
>@ http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/4801/
>
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