I still haven't seen any refuting of this TCIR movie business (please, PLEASE - April Fools Day isn't for DAYS!) but it IS a joke, right ? Especially Kubrick - he of the hatchet job on `Lolita' and Coppola - he of the mutilation of `The Outsiders' not even fit to be politely called a hatchet job - say it ain't so, or at least tell me they're getting Richard Linklater to direct and, I don't know, River Phoenix to star !!?? Actually, there's an interesting question - who would you guys out there choose to play Holden, if such a vastly improbable thing were to happen? Before he became `King of the WORLD!' I might have said Leonardo di Caprio (boy will I get flamed for that!)