Re: The Catcher in the Rye movie

Luke Seemann (lukeseem@stardot.com)
Fri, 27 Mar 1998 17:58:34 -0700 (MST)

According to IMDB, there is no such movie.

Mr. Hamilton (chamil78) has a record for "clever" stunts like this. His
introduction to the list was by pretending to be J.D. Salinger. The
cookie-cutter stunt is twofold. For the people who believe him, he gets to
say, "You're so stupid." For the poeople who refute him, he gets to say,
"Monkeys always look."

In other words, he is the funniest, smartest, coolest person in the world,
and the "trick" was so "funny" the first time that it must be repeated
every few months, lest we forget what a "cool guy" he is. Don't worry,
though. Tricks like this are a common and expected step in the maturation
of every list.

And I think we've discussed who would play Holden. Is it in the FAQ? But
don't let that stop anyone from giving the dead horse a few good whacks.
Seriously.

"Luke"

On Sat, 28 Mar 1998, Camille Scaysbrook wrote:

> 
> I still haven't seen any refuting of this TCIR movie business (please,
> PLEASE - April Fools Day isn't for DAYS!) but it IS a joke, right ?
> Especially Kubrick - he of the hatchet job on `Lolita' and Coppola - he of
> the mutilation of `The Outsiders' not even fit to be politely called a
> hatchet job - say it ain't so, or at least tell me they're getting Richard
> Linklater to direct and, I don't know, River Phoenix to star !!??
> 
> Actually, there's an interesting question - who would you guys out there
> choose to play Holden, if such a vastly improbable thing were to happen?
> Before he became `King of the WORLD!' I might have said Leonardo di Caprio
> (boy will I get flamed for that!) 
> Camille Scaysbrook
> 
> verona_beach@geocities.com
> THE ARTS HOLE
> @ http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Theater/6442
> 
> 

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