Subject: Re: Muriel questions
Matthew_Stevenson@BAYLOR.EDU
Date: Thu May 01 1997 - 01:38:12 GMT
On Thu, 01 May 1997 01:12:05 -0400 (EDT) bananafish@cassatt.Mass-USR.COM wrote:
>In a message dated 97-04-30 02:54:45 EDT, you write:
>
><< emember how when seymour was a kid he threw a rock at that actress girl
>for
> being too pretty? well, she was pretty and innocent and simple, sort of
>like
> muriel. maybe shooting himself was seymour trying to throw a rock at
>muriel.
> and maybe she didn't blame him for doing it any more than the actress girl
> blamed him for throwing the rock at her (at least according to buddy in
>rhtrbc
> [i think, i wish i could keep my references straight]).--matttttttttttttt
> >>
>
>
>Or maybe seymour shooting himself was really his way of asking Muriel to have
>his babies, or maybe it was his way of saying "hey i love ya old gal, even
>though i can't fuking stand you and it's driving me crazy". , or maybe he
>just really wanted to take her out for a cup of coffee and chat and she
>didnt's want to go, or maybe he wanted a dog and she really really hated
>dogs and he couldn't live any longer without a dog, or maybe she snored
>horribly in her sleep and he would put cotton in his ears at night, but it
>wouldn't make any difference, or maybe she really hated her mother but still
>talked to her all the damn time, or maybe when she ate breakfast in the
>morning she would drink her coffee before her juice AND she would only pick
>up the glass with her forefinger and thumb, but never drop it, and her hated
>that. or maybe the partial wig she wore was just a shade off from her
>natural hair color and it bugged the shit out of him.....
>-
thanks man. you're beautiful, just what this world needs-more sarcasm. thanks.
i'd be willing to bet that seymour killed himself because he couldn't stand all
the sarcasm in the world. i know that's why i would do it.--matt
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