This, Camille, is truly delicious. Camille: "It seems that Salinger has an inbuilt Phony Detector in many of his stories - in the form of the obvious answer and the not so obvious answer. It's as if he can separate his readership into the haves and have nots by seeing who chooses which option - to wit: Franny is pregnant/Franny is undergoing a spiritual crisis Seymour is a pedophile/Seymour is undergoing a spiritual crisis Mr Antolini is a pedophile/Holden ... you get the picture Teddy pushed Booper into the pool/Teddy himself dies in the pool, justifying all he has just said."