Re: American like Sam Shepard ( was guns and stuff)

James J Rovira (jrovira@juno.com)
Sun, 16 May 1999 20:11:46 -0400 (EDT) 

On Sun, 16 May 1999 18:14:33 +1000 Camille Scaysbrook
<verona_beach@geocities.com> writes:
>OK Robert, here's my take on things. Here's a little survey.
>
>America's president:  Bill Clinton
>His political party: Democrat
>The other main political party: Republican
>His choice of sexual partner: Monica Lewinsky
>Number of States in America: 52 (I could be wrong on that, at least 
>I'm
>close)
>Capital of America: Washington D.C.
>

Very good Camille.  I would only modify two answers:  1.  We have 50
states, but some people kinda question Wyoming, Montana and Nebraska,
while others question California, but that's only because they wonder if
it's even on earth, and no one has any doubt whatsoever about New Jersey.
 2.  Bill Clinton's choice of sexual partner isn't Monica Lewinski.  It's
limited exclusively to female mammals.

>Could you possibly take the time to fill out the following survey:
>
>Australia's prime minister: 
>His political party: 
>The other main political party:
>His choice of sexual partner: 
>Number of States in Australia:
>Capital of Australia.
>

Ooh, got me there.  I'd have to look up all those answers :)

Now let me ask you some questions:

1. If Australia went bankrupt, who outside Australia would give a flip?
(oh, jeez, there goes the Kangaroo market...)

2. How many nukes do you have?

3. When was the last time you guys invaded Anywhere?

haw haw :)

>b) 45% of Americans have stated that they wouldn't bother going 
>overseas
>because they could `see it all on television'
>

Alright, alright, you're probably right on that one...but you mean we
can't?

>c) According to travel writer Bill Bryson, half of American students
>surveyed did not know that England was a part of Europe.
>

Half of the people living in England don't know that England's part of
Europe :)

Jim

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