Re: santa claus
jordie chambers (jordiekc@rocketmail.com)
Wed, 26 May 1999 19:22:28 -0700 (PDT)
That might very well be Santa Claus' nemesis Shitty Claus.
He doesn't live in the North Pole, he lives in the sewer
where wet toilet fiber and natural fibers glue him into
one menacing arch enemy, stomping through the homes of
good children while Santa tends to the bad, shitting
everywhere. Santa avoids those houses because of the
obvious smell. Shitty Claus has a half brother named I'll
Hoof You in the Ass Claus, which is ten times worse, be
thankful you missed that one, for it, you have to ask for
Teletubbies at Christmastime.
---Hotbuns200@aol.com wrote:
>
> If there's no Santa Claus, then who took a shit in my
stocking last year?
> - Adam
>
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