For those of you who haven't seen it yet, there's a short piece in the new TV Guide (Nov. 6-12) recounting Salinger's comments on "The Andy Griffith Show" (as cited in Joyce Maynard's book) and speculating on what might have been if JDS had actually been a script writer for the show. Here's a sample: Aunt Bee: Opie, did you and your friend Holden Caulfield enjoy Rafe Hollister's banjo recital last night? Opie: If you want to know the truth, no. What a phony. Banjos give me a royal pain in the ass. By the way, my name is Stephen. I'm a writer and a JDSaholic who still enjoys the Smiths, can take or leave blonde jokes, and thinks we should all stop in uninvited for breakfast at Tiffany's. sp