plain speaking

Scottie Bowman (rbowman@indigo.ie)
Fri, 26 Nov 1999 09:08:15 +0000 

    '... as for Ani. UGH. I thought everyone was over her already. 
    her music is vile, her appearance is shoddy, and her sexual 
    preference seesawing, is a joke to all that are either homosexual 
    or heterosexual ...'

    Yep, I *knew* I was right.  You've already been tipped off 
    about some of us rougher chaps.  But I could see from the very 
    start you were one of us.  So now it's my turn to warn you against
    the sensitive souls who waft around these parts & who, when they
    clump in diaphanous groups, can actually suffocate their victims.
    Just whistle & I shall be at your side at once.

    (Now, if we could just do something about those missing 
    capitals...)

    Scottie B.