Subject: Re: Honeymoon?
From: Scottie Bowman (rbowman@indigo.ie)
Date: Wed Oct 11 2000 - 18:33:28 GMT
Well, Scout, whatever you call Seymour I strongly
urge you not to be caught laying hands on the ankles
of little girls with whom you're not acquainted next
time you go down the beach. And if we discover you're
in the habit of addressing your girl friend as Miss Spiritual
Tramp of the Millenium while at the same time reproaching
her for not learning enough German to read Rilke we may
come to suspect you of intellectual pretensions.
Finally, scattering the contents of your brainbox over
her in a goodbye gesture risks being mistaken for an act
of sick hatred rather than an exercise in Zen Buddhism.
Scottie B.
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