Re: Honeymoon?


Subject: Re: Honeymoon?
From: Scottie Bowman (rbowman@indigo.ie)
Date: Wed Oct 11 2000 - 18:33:28 GMT


    Well, Scout, whatever you call Seymour I strongly
    urge you not to be caught laying hands on the ankles
    of little girls with whom you're not acquainted next
    time you go down the beach. And if we discover you're
    in the habit of addressing your girl friend as Miss Spiritual
    Tramp of the Millenium while at the same time reproaching
    her for not learning enough German to read Rilke we may
    come to suspect you of intellectual pretensions.

    Finally, scattering the contents of your brainbox over
    her in a goodbye gesture risks being mistaken for an act
    of sick hatred rather than an exercise in Zen Buddhism.

    Scottie B.

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