Subject: Bio #1
Omlor@aol.com
Date: Mon Oct 01 2001 - 17:16:48 GMT
Hey Rocky, watch me pull an autobiography out of my hat...
Again?
Nothin' up my sleeve....
If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll want to know
is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents
were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind
of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth.
In the first place, that stuff bores me, and in the second place, my
parents would have about two hemorrhages apiece if I told anything pretty
personal about them. They're quite touchy about anything like that,
especially my father. They're *nice* and all -- I'm not saying that -- but
they're also touchy as hell. Besides, I'm not going to tell you my whole
goddam autobiography or anything.
Whoops, wrong narrative. Gotta' get myself another hat.
Now here's something we hope you'll *really* like...
--John
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