Bio #9


Subject: Bio #9
Omlor@aol.com
Date: Fri Oct 05 2001 - 06:25:10 GMT


Hey Rocky, watch me pull an autobiography out of my hat...
 
Again?
 
Nothin' up my sleeve....
 
     Honored members of the Academy!
     You have done me the honor of inviting me to give your Academy an
account of the life I formerly led as an ape.
      I regret that I cannot comply with your request to the extent you
desire.   It is now nearly five years since I was an ape, a short space of
time, perhaps, according to the calendar, but an infinitely long time to
gallop through at full speed, as I have done, more or less accompanied by
excellent mentors, good advice, applause, and orchestral music, and yet
essentially alone, since all my escorters, to keep the image, kept well off
the course.   I could never have achieved what I have done had I been
stubbornly set on clinging to my origins, to the remembrances of my youth.
 
Hey, that's almost me!   This is not too strange a hat.  
 
Now here's something we hope you'll *really* like...
 
--John



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