Re: Bio # 14


Subject: Re: Bio # 14
From: Chris Kubica @Home (@Home)
Date: Sun Oct 07 2001 - 08:27:20 GMT


Jonathan Swift.
  ----- Original Message -----
  From: Omlor@aol.com
  To: bananafish@roughdraft.org
  Sent: Sunday, October 07, 2001 7:54 AM
  Subject: Bio # 14

  Hey Rocky, watch me pull an autobiography out of my hat...

  Again?

  Nothin' up my sleeve....

       My father had a small estate in Nottinghamshire; I was the third of five sons. He sent me to Emanuel College in Cambridge, at fourteen years old, where I resided three years, and applied myself close to my studies: but the charge of maintaining me (although I had a very scanty allowance) being too great for a narrow fortune, I was bound apprentice to Mr. James Bates, an eminent surgeon in London, with whom I continued for four years; and my father now and then sending me small sums of money, I laid them out in learning navigation, and other parts of mathematics, useful to those who intend to travel, as I always believed it would be sometime or other my fortune to do.

  Whoops, no moose in this one. What a strange hat, it keeps changing size.

  Now here's something we hope you'll *really* like...

  --John



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