Subject: Bio # 31
Omlor@aol.com
Date: Tue Oct 16 2001 - 07:33:00 GMT
Hey Rocky, watch me pull an autobiography out of my hat...
Again?
Nothin' up my sleeve....
From my infancy I was noted for the docility and humanity of my
disposition. My tenderness of heart was even so conspicuous as to make me
the jest of my companions. I was especially fond of animals, and was
indulged by my parents with a great variety of pets. With these I spent
most of my time, and never was so happy as when feeding and caressing them.
This peculiarity of character grew with my growth, and, in my manhood, I
derived from it one of my principle sources of pleasure. To those who have
cherished affection for a faithful and sagacious dog, I need hardly be at the
trouble of explaining the nature or the intensity of the gratification thus
derivable. There is something in the unselfish and self-sacrificing love of
a brute, which goes directly to the heart of him who has had frequent
occasion to test the paltry friendship and gossamer fidelity of mere *Man*.
Whoops, seems like a friendly narrative. Then again, that hat's awfully
black.
Now here's something we hope you'll *really* like...
--John
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