Subject: Re: Bio # 46
From: Renee Zuckerbrot (renee@dachshund.com)
Date: Tue Oct 23 2001 - 08:14:15 GMT
Donald Barthelme. Thanks for the reminder that I need to re-read 60 Stories.
At least I accomplished something today....
renee
>Hey Rocky, watch me pull an autobiography out of my hat...
>
>Again?
>
>Nothin' up my sleeve....
>
> Miss Mandible wants to make love to me but she hesitates
>because I am officially a child; I am according to the records,
>according to the gradebook on her desk, according to the card index
>in the principle's office, eleven years old. There is a
>misconception here, one that I haven't quite managed to get cleared
>up yet. I am in fact thirty-five, I've been in the Army, I am six
>feet one, I have hair in the appropriate places, my voice is a
>baritone, I know very well what to do with Miss Mandible if she ever
>makes up her mind.
> In the meantime we are studying common fractions. I could, of
>course, answer all the questions, or at least most of them (there
>are things I don't remember). But I prefer to sit in this too small
>seat with the desktop cramping my thighs and examine the life around
>me.
>
>Whoops, definitely a curious narrative. Still, the hat's not
>entirely strange to me.
>
>Now here's something we hope you'll *really* like...
>
>--John
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